My Psychology Professor:
People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
I got a CNN breaking news alert when you got your hair cut.
i wonder what satan will bring me for christmas this year
I could’ve sworn that said satan
goddamn kids these days with their catching who and doctor fire
This is the most accurate thing ever
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.